烏龍茶太苦 作品

第九十四章:罪魁禍首是你!


            

            
            
            
            
            
                咚咚咚!
                
            

            

            
            
                “有人嗎?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “別敲了,門都鎖上了,醫生肯定已經走了,去學校外面看吧?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我剛剛明明聽到裡面有聲音的。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “怎麼可能?我都沒聽到聲音,你聽到了什麼?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “好像是什麼‘舒服’什麼的……好像是一個男人的聲音。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “神經啊,來醫務室都是受傷的, 舒服什麼……走了走了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                兩個人對話的聲音越來越遠。
                
            

            

            
            
                司媛蹲在地上,襯衫釦子一顆沒扣,敞開著,面對著江北。
                
            

            

            
            
                她兩隻手左右擠著自己的兩隻熊,面色潮紅,卻是一動不敢動。
                
            

            

            
            
                待她確定人走了之後,司媛嗔怒道,“你幹什麼啊?差點被你害死!聲音這麼大!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “幸好窗簾拉的嚴實,被有心人看到,你我都別做人了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                江北苦笑,無辜道,“這也能怪我?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “這不是怪你嗎?!”
                
            

            

            
            
                司媛一臉懵逼,還有點生氣!
                
            

            

            
            
                “怎麼怪啊?你講不講理!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我可是一點聲音都沒有發出來。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “都是你在那怪叫好嗎?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “一會兒舒服,一會兒慢點的……就你屁事多!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “到頭來還怪到我頭上了!!”
                
            

            

            
            
                江北心裡吐槽。
                
            

            

            
            
                廢話。
                
            

            

            
            
                那是她嘴巴里吃著東西,才出不了聲音的。
                
            

            

            
            
                能跟他相提並論啊?
                
            

            

            
            
                江北更沒好氣道,“你還說呢!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “問題就是太舒服了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “不是你……搞的我這麼舒服,我會出聲?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “你不是罪魁禍首?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “不怪你怪誰!”
                
            

            

            
            
                司媛一聽這話。
                
            

            

            
            
                心中的怨氣頓時煙消雲散。
                
            

            

            
            
                怎麼也氣不起來。
                
            

            

            
            
                好像還真的怪她……
                
            

            

            
            
                但還有點驕傲是怎麼回事呢?
                
            

            

            
            
                司媛裝模作樣地哼了一聲,繼續動作起來。
                
            

            

            
            
                “你好了沒有?都這麼久了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我都快要累死了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                這回司媛是真的幽怨。
                
            

            

            
            
                上次在小樹林也是這樣。
                
            

            

            
            
                江北這個傢伙死活好不了。
                
            

            

            
            
                她的嘴巴和手臂都已經發麻了!
                
            

            

            
            
                江北壞笑道。
                
            

            

            
            
                “這不是有抗性了嗎?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我也沒有辦法……”
                
            

            

            
            
                司媛滿頭問號。
                
            

            

            
            
                “抗性?什麼抗性?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “這東西還跟抗性有關?”
                
            

            

            
            
                江北一本正經道,“啊!當然了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “打個比方。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “你當老師,遇到一個調皮搗蛋的學生。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “一開始你會很生氣,但你習慣了之後,有辦法治他了,你不就是有抗性了嗎?”
                
            

            

            
            
                司媛一聽就明白了。